49 Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends

Are you up to spice things up, and be the talk of the town? You need something to make your group chat hilarious or some hilarious jokes for your friends, we got you covered. If you have material, it’s scary telling jokes, but if you have the material, everyone will gush. Just don’t forget to have fun and don’t overthink it.

So here are 49 jokes grouped by genre to be used for every kind of audience or occasion. Let’s dive in!

Funniest Jokes

These jokes will blow your friends away:

1. ‘Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
2. And what did the annoyed cat say? hey meow you kitten meright?
3. What tea is difficult to drink? Reality.
4. So how did the hamburger know he needed new pants? His buns were showing.
5. What do you call two monkeys with an Amazon account? Prime mates.
6. If you’re American into the bathroom, American out, what are you? European.
7. The #1 reason behind dry skin? Towels.
8. When Snoop Dogg wears an umbrella? Fo’ drizzle.
9. What kind of cereal are dads like? Corn flakes.
10. Why can’t puns be explained to kleptomaniacs? They always take things literally.

Dumb Jokes

Here are some cheap pranks that will roll your friends’ eyes but get you smiling:

1. What were the M&M going to school for? It was an Eeee.
2. Why was the candle happy? It was lit.
3. Why not pen with a shattered pencil? It’s pointless.
4. Who is Mario wearing pants of? Denim denim denim.
5. Dental Dentists, what are your x-rays called? Tooth pics.
6. Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe.
7. Why did the chef die? He ran out of thyme.
8. And when his son went, what did the buffalo say? Bison.
9. Where does your grandma get off on a whim? Insta-gram.
10. Why was the farmer given a prize? He was the best of the best.

Jokes to Tell Over Text

Don’t bore yourself on the internet with these e-text jokes:

1. Will Smith in the snow: how is he? Look for fresh prints.
2. RIP boiling water. You will be mist.
3. Always remember to be silly with life. You’ll never get out alive.
4. Wanna hear 2 short jokes and 1 long joke? Joke, joke, jooooooke.
5. So what is a Frenchman with sandals called? Phillipe Floppe.

Dirty Jokes

For adults who don’t mind being silly:

1. What did the elephant tell the naked man? And what do you get out of that thing?
2. Why did the ketchup blush? It saw the salad dressing.
3. So what did the toaster make of the piece of bread? I want you inside me.

Bad Jokes

Such cheese-pimp jokes are so, so bad:

1. Why did the bee get married? He found his honey.
2. Why can’t you trust atoms? They make up everything.
3. Where did Napoleon keep his troops? In his sleevies.
4. What makes a penguin home? Igloos it together.
5. Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.

Funny Knock-Knock Jokes

Toys for all ages:

1. Knock knock.

• Who’s there?
• Boo.
• Boo who?
• Why are you crying?

2. Knock knock.

• Who’s there?
• Cows go.
• Cows go who?
• No, cows go moo.

Smart Jokes

For fans of witty humor:

1. How should I be fucking a math teacher? Use acute angle.
2. So what did the DNA tell the other DNA? What makes me look fat with these genes?
3. A photon is going through airport security. He has a bag, the TSA official asks. The photon: “No, I’m traveling light”.

Weird Jokes

For those of you who like fart jokes:

1. Why do bees have slutty hair? They use honeycombs.
2. What’s orange and screams parrot? A carrot.
3. What is a spoiled cow? Spoiled milk.
4. Holy water, how do you make it? Boil fuckin’ hell out of it.

Dark Jokes

These are all pretty silly jokes, but will brighten someone’s day:

1. When there’s a Lamborghini, there’s a body. ‘I don’t own a Lamborghini in my garage.
2. My grandfather said my generation is too tech-dependent. So I removed his lifeline.
3. What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Pun Jokes

Pranks to leave everybody laughing and gasping:

1. The golfer didn’t have two pairs of pants? For just in case he hit a hole-in-one.
2. A vampire is ill or not? By how much he is coffin.
3. Whose shoes are burglars in? Sneakers.
4. What do you say to an Italian ghost? With a Luigi board.

So with these 49 jokes you will be set to wow and connect with your friends no matter what. Try to play around with delivery and timing to get these jokes even crazier. Happy joking!