Love can be sweet and loving and sweet and loving and yes… sometimes suckin’ funny! If you’re in a new relationship, married or just having slapstick single life, here are funny love quotes to keep you entertained and reminding you that love has its humor too. Love is a game two can play and both win,” as Eva Gabor said. So go ahead, you’ll be the laughing powerhouse in the quotes department!
Cute Funny Love Quotes
Love is like Cupid’s funny gold arrows: Sweet and somewhat ridiculous! Check out these quotes to slap some humour into your relationship:
- “Do you notice that little twinge when you’re in love? That’s common sense trickling out of your body”.
- ‘I need someone who sees me like I see chocolate cake.
- ‘You’re like my song—I could play you all the time and never get tired of it.
- ‘You have my belly all around. Heart, I could say, but my tummy’s fat.
- “You wanna know who I love? Read the first word a second time.
These cute funny quotes can make your relationship fun and bright so you can both laugh along the way.
Funny Love Quotes for Him
Ladies, grab a pen because these are quotes that will make your boyfriend or husband beam more than when he gets the last piece of pizza:
- I like you more than coffee but don’t make me prove it.
- “I don’t think you have enough Vitamin ME.
- “I liked you better and better each day… except yesterday; you were really annoying.
- You are the cheese to my macaroni.
- “You’re the Obi-Wan for me.”
These hilarious sayings focus on your guy’s quirky & adorable sides, so love can feel light and airy.
Funny Love Quotes for Her
Men, make your girl roll her eyes as you stroke her funny love quotes while melting in her skin:
- ‘You’re bacon, you equating everything.
- ‘I love you more than I love pizza… and I mean, a lot.
- You don’t just improve my life, you also empty my bank account.
- In your arms, is where I want to be—after the dessert section.
- You’re my dictionary, you give life meaning.
These joke quotes will make your lover laugh and you will show her how much she means to you.
Short and Funny Love Quotes
Sometimes the good laughs are the little ones. These witty and short love quotes really hurt:
- Love is marriage cure for madness for a little while”.
- “Don’t even talk about butterflies — you show me the whole zoo.”)
- “Love is a backache, it doesn’t show up on X-rays but you feel it.
- “Relationship success is loving again and again… the same person.
- “Marital life is like Jurassic Park.
These quotes are perfect for instant funny and excellent Instagram captions – love has humorous sides.
Funny Love Quotes About Relationships
We can all find comedy in relationships, be they casual dates or serious commitments. Make couplehood funny with these quotes:
- When a man says he’ll fix it, he will. No more pestering him every six months”.
- “If you’re getting married, find somebody you can twitch all your life”.
- “Love burns brightly. You just never know if it will blow your fireplace or burn your home.
- ‘Love is lying when you’re given an opportune moment to hurt somebody.
- “For every mad woman there is a man in the back, thinking to himself what he got.
These relatable quotes speak to the joviality and sweetness of love.
Funny Love Quotes from Movies
Hollywood’s romantic comedies gave us some really fun funny love quotes. Here are a few gems:
- “Love takes time, love is tender, love is slowly running out of your mind”. — 27 Dresses
- I wish I could quit you. — Brokeback Mountain
- “You get a mate you can’t live without, not a mate you can live with”. — P.S. I Love You
- ‘I’d rather fight with you than be with someone else. — The Wedding Date
- ‘You were the one I wanted. I thought it was going to be you”. — You’ve Got Mail
Films arouse feelings of love and these quotes become movies of all time.
Final Thoughts
And love is best travelled with laughter. Whether you’re writing a lovely text, leaving a snarky social media comment or spending some time in the sun with your spouse, these funny love quotes are bound to give your love life a little color and fun.
So do it — throw a meme into the conversation, throw one of these quotes in a dialogue, and don’t stop having fun with your relationship. For after all, laughter without love is chocolate cake without frosting: not as good, but no sweeter.
